More like 5 times per minute.
And just merge! If you have to merge, just do it, all right? Don’t be a pussy, all right? Just merge. Don’t act like a little girl dipping your toe in the pool. Like *is it cold? Am I gonna get splashed?* Just merge! And if I let you merge— I don’t know if a lot of people don’t understand this— There’s a limit. It’s one. One car gets in! One car! I’m not vehicular— Santa Claus, all right? One car gets in. The rest of you are late. And if I let you in, you better not let anybody else in either, I swear to God. Yeah, I’ll follow you to your house and poop in your driveway. I don’t give a— Don’t you wish it was legal to punch people for being dumb? Wouldn’t that be sweet? Like, as long as you had a good reason? Long as you had a good reason that would hold up in court. You know, the judge would be, like, “You know what? I hate that— too.
Case closed. Go ahead. Yeah, you’re cool.” —John Caparulo
I could literally sit here all night on the #apo thread. So many new brothers, awesome pics, amazing paddles…kinda makes me miss being an active! But welcome to all of our new brothers. I hope to meet you soon!
Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can’t see me, heh heh - and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour.
Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I’m working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I’d say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.” —