June 2013
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May 2013
35 posts
Reblog if you say "fuck" more than 5 times a day.
Hahahaha
More like 5 times per minute.
“Yeah, I have a problem with road rage, and yeah, therapy could probably help. Guess what else could help? If you could drive, all right?! That would help too. I’m just sayin’, I wouldn’t be this mad if you would just GO, all right? Just go! I don’t have all day to look at the back of your Civic. Go! All right? Let’s do it. You’ve got an arrow, and I gotta poop. All right? Let’s go. Let’s do it. I don’t care about the old lady who hasn’t made it across the street yet. She rolled the dice when she stepped off the curb, all right? Let’s go! Put it in “D.” It stands for— GO, all right? Let’s go.
And just merge! If you have to merge, just do it, all right? Don’t be a pussy, all right? Just merge. Don’t act like a little girl dipping your toe in the pool. Like *is it cold? Am I gonna get splashed?* Just merge! And if I let you merge— I don’t know if a lot of people don’t understand this— There’s a limit. It’s one. One car gets in! One car! I’m not vehicular— Santa Claus, all right? One car gets in. The rest of you are late. And if I let you in, you better not let anybody else in either, I swear to God. Yeah, I’ll follow you to your house and poop in your driveway. I don’t give a— Don’t you wish it was legal to punch people for being dumb? Wouldn’t that be sweet? Like, as long as you had a good reason? Long as you had a good reason that would hold up in court. You know, the judge would be, like, “You know what? I hate that— too.
Case closed. Go ahead. Yeah, you’re cool.” —John Caparulo
And just merge! If you have to merge, just do it, all right? Don’t be a pussy, all right? Just merge. Don’t act like a little girl dipping your toe in the pool. Like *is it cold? Am I gonna get splashed?* Just merge! And if I let you merge— I don’t know if a lot of people don’t understand this— There’s a limit. It’s one. One car gets in! One car! I’m not vehicular— Santa Claus, all right? One car gets in. The rest of you are late. And if I let you in, you better not let anybody else in either, I swear to God. Yeah, I’ll follow you to your house and poop in your driveway. I don’t give a— Don’t you wish it was legal to punch people for being dumb? Wouldn’t that be sweet? Like, as long as you had a good reason? Long as you had a good reason that would hold up in court. You know, the judge would be, like, “You know what? I hate that— too.
Case closed. Go ahead. Yeah, you’re cool.” —John Caparulo
So many smiles
I could literally sit here all night on the #apo thread. So many new brothers, awesome pics, amazing paddles…kinda makes me miss being an active! But welcome to all of our new brothers. I hope to meet you soon!
Alpha Phi Omega Section 94/96 Spring Conclave 2014 at Unh →
facebook.com
My chapter of Alpha Phi Omega is hosting Spring Conclave of 2014.
Here is the page for all people interested in going.
If you want more information or want me to keep you updated let me know.It’s a great way to get to know other chapters of APO.
Whoo Theta Zeta!
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Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can’t see me, heh heh - and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour.
Space out?
Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I’m working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I’d say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
” —So I just found this on the internet…
